The Mind of a Four-Year-Old

Lydia and Elijah got into some sort of coloring altercation. So Lydia poked Elijah in the hand with a pen. I had a talk with her about the dangers of pen poking. After that chat she said this:

"What if Elijah poked me in the eye and socked me in the house? I would die, right?"

Absolutely. That was one question I could answer with confidence. Protect your eyes and your houses, people!