Sunday, January 27, 2008

The Problem with Neighbors...

Pin It Now! They wake up your kids with their wild parties all night long. They scare your daughter (just by looking at her) and they cause her to say repeatedly "Gocock! Gocock!" The ruin your plants by sitting on them. And you can't borrow eggs from them...or anything else from that matter. They don't bring you brownies (unless you consider the poop they leave on your porch) when you move into the neighborhood. And the female ones are ugly. At least the boys are pretty to look at when they strut their stuff.
Meet the neighbors.

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