Must deliver the prize before cat kills it.
The winner of the DMV contest is ... a tie! Congratulations # 9 Christina Johnson and #7 Melissa Larson. The irony is that neither of them drive a minivan, but we do not discriminate here at ... blog.
I am the swing vote and I chose Melissa - because she lives down the street and I can personally deliver the chicken to her. Christina will get a prize in the mail -tickets to Fresno and a guest appearance on the show "Cops" while she's there. Cause Cops is always in Fresno.
And don't hate me Christina - this is a picture of us back in our Hollywood days. Posing for the paparazzi at an Oscar party... with lizards. And we were the normal childhood actors.
Runners up Cami and Michelle received a few votes, but Christina and Melissa were the clear cut winners with seven votes each.
The rest of you can go brag to your husbands that your car is CLEAN.
*Cami - I enjoyed the desk in your car as well as the junk from Christmas.
* Michelle - You really don't belong in this competition, but for the involuntary bug infestation.
* Sara T. - You didn't have a chance cause all your junk was at least organized in baskets and bags.
* Kristin, Sarah M. and Amy (who had just cleaned out their cars) - If you only had another week to get up to par I am sure you would have been more of a threat.
*Lorri - If smells could kill... or at least go out across the Internet, you may have had a chance. But you've got some work to do if you want to win this SERIOUS competition.
*Jenn - With all due respect, this competition was way out of your league. And you can quote me to your husband.
Thanks to all of you for exposing your souls, I mean, cars for the world to see and LOVE. You have empowered billions of DMV owners across the universe to hold their heads high and live in freedom. There is no longer a shame or stigma attached to the well-used family car.
Husbands now know the truth about the dirty family car - it's an epidemic and there is no cure. We are "The Sisterhood of the Traveling DMV." United we stand.
P.S. DO NOT clean out your purses unless you document its contents. Next up will be the purse competition. It's like a random drug test so I cannot tell you when it is officially coming. Just don't resist the natural urge to load that mother down.
Welcome friends, family, randoms, lurkers, blog addicts, fellow desperate moms, and Bono. This blog consists of mostly funny stuff that will make you feel better about yourself. Lots of mom comedy, non-Kodak moments, and un-fashion tips. On Wednesdays I write about my life as a former childhood actress complete with posts about how the entertainment business works, actors I met (or stalked), people and animals I worked with, my Hollywood friends, and photos of former teen heartthrobs. And if that’s not enough to draw you in to follow me . . . I have done some amazing giveaways. A rubber chicken, millions of doll hairs, and unlimited supplies of air. Come join the party.
