1. Sometimes when you are a stay-at-home mom you just look like this. All day long.
2. When I speak to women I usually try to fit the term "Duh" in there somewhere.
3. When I speak to women I try to make it look as though I have gotten zero sleep the night before.
5. What's that movie called? The Exorcist?
6. I am a huge proponent of sleep. Even if it costs you.
6. I am a huge proponent of sleep. Even if it costs you.
7. You take photos of me open-mouthed car sleeping . . . then you better watch your back. Or your face.
8-10. As I looked through the photos from the year, I realized something. A lot of times Jordis sports the white-trash look. And I have to ask, at what point do you blame the parents for this? Don't answer that.
11. No big deal. It's not like we are in a public place or anything. Just the airport.
12. This may be the scariest photo of one of my children I have ever seen. I'm just not sure how this happened. Elijah, if you ever get a girlfriend I don't like I will blow this up and give it to her.
May all your kids look at the camera and smile at the same time!
If you are new to this delightful collection of ugly photos and you want to visit year's past . . . knock yourself out. (And take a picture of it!)
2007
Welcome friends, family, randoms, lurkers, blog addicts, fellow desperate moms, and Bono. This blog consists of mostly funny stuff that will make you feel better about yourself. Lots of mom comedy, non-Kodak moments, and un-fashion tips. On Wednesdays I write about my life as a former childhood actress complete with posts about how the entertainment business works, actors I met (or stalked), people and animals I worked with, my Hollywood friends, and photos of former teen heartthrobs. And if that’s not enough to draw you in to follow me . . . I have done some amazing giveaways. A rubber chicken, millions of doll hairs, and unlimited supplies of air. Come join the party.
