Lydia and Elijah got into some sort of coloring altercation. So Lydia poked Elijah in the hand with a pen. I had a talk with her about the dangers of pen poking. After that chat she said this:
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"What if Elijah poked me in the eye and socked me in the house? I would die, right?"
Absolutely. That was one question I could answer with confidence. Protect your eyes and your houses, people!
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