The party is over. Well at the least the part where you can win something from me. I have visited over 100 blogs. And actually read them (at least their UBP post) and commented ungenerically. No cut and paste comments.
So I am a bit tired cuz I partied hard. If you visited my fake party and I have not yet visited and commented on your blog yet it is because blog hopping is not my full-time job. But I will get to your blog in the next few weeks!
Picking a winner was really difficult because there were 323 comments. And they were all so unique and special. Actually some of them were not. So after really wrestling with who to choose, random picked a number that would insure I would spend at least 45 minutes counting and recounting comments (is there any easier way???) to make sure I counted to the right comment.
The winner of the $100 Amazon gift card (which will be emailed to you) and copy of Totally Desperate Mom is . . .
Commenter #102
Kelly K!
Here is her comment:
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I don't do twitter because I don't understand it, and also because I don't see how it's different than a facebook status....but I DO follow you on facebook. :)
Kelly K already won a copy of my book from my Totally Desperate Potty post last month so I'm kind of suspicious that she works for random.org. I'll look into to it. And no, Kelly K does not have a blog so you cannot go there to harass her.
Kelly, I made you these. I call them my "sink-hole cupcakes." Let me know if you want the recipe.
Kelly K already won a copy of my book from my Totally Desperate Potty post last month so I'm kind of suspicious that she works for random.org. I'll look into to it. And no, Kelly K does not have a blog so you cannot go there to harass her.Kelly, I made you these. I call them my "sink-hole cupcakes." Let me know if you want the recipe.
For all of you losers out there (and I mean that in the nicest, virtual way) come back next week to get the details for my upcoming Mother's Day giveaway. It's gonna be stuff for mom. But you're gonna have to earn it. No cut and paste commenting. No forced following. You're actually gonna have to write something about your mom.
And if you are sick of fake partying and you live in the San Francisco Bay Area come be my real life friend (unless you are psycho) on Saturday, April 16th. I will be speaking at "Coffee Talk" for the women's ministry at Cornerstone Fellowship in Livermore. The theme is "If the Shoe Fits" and I will be talking about that in light of motherhood. And if I am totally boring or have zero substantive content, there will be other speakers there and breakfast so it will probably be worth the $5. Get tickets here.
And if you are sick of fake partying and you live in the San Francisco Bay Area come be my real life friend (unless you are psycho) on Saturday, April 16th. I will be speaking at "Coffee Talk" for the women's ministry at Cornerstone Fellowship in Livermore. The theme is "If the Shoe Fits" and I will be talking about that in light of motherhood. And if I am totally boring or have zero substantive content, there will be other speakers there and breakfast so it will probably be worth the $5. Get tickets here.
Welcome friends, family, randoms, lurkers, blog addicts, fellow desperate moms, and Bono. This blog consists of mostly funny stuff that will make you feel better about yourself. Lots of mom comedy, non-Kodak moments, and un-fashion tips. On Wednesdays I write about my life as a former childhood actress complete with posts about how the entertainment business works, actors I met (or stalked), people and animals I worked with, my Hollywood friends, and photos of former teen heartthrobs. And if that’s not enough to draw you in to follow me . . . I have done some amazing giveaways. A rubber chicken, millions of doll hairs, and unlimited supplies of air. Come join the party.
