Potty talk just pours out of the mouth of Elijah. Out of no where, "Mom, don't let anyone poop on your head."
Thanks for the tip Elijah. Without you, there would be people pooping on my head from all over the world. And when I ask him to stop the potty talk he sings the alphabet and then stops and the letter "P! P! P!"
"Mom, I am saying the letter P."
So here is a recent exchange we had.
"Mommy, are there any letters called poo?"
"No, Elijah."
"Not any?"
"No elijah. You know all the letters in the alphabet and there is no poo. Why would there be poo in the alphabet?"
And then it hit me - because there is PEE in the alphabet! He is the potty master. Pin It Now!
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2 comments:
Ok, so I admit I have no life after Joshua goes to bed. Keep the funny blogs coming, I love them.
I love it! My favorite was when Paxton would pray and end it with "amen, poop". And it was impossible not to laugh.
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