Shiloh overheard the girls talking yesterday.Lydia the 4 1/2 year old to Jordis the 2 1/2 year old:
Jordis I can defeat death. I'm a princess though. I can control fire and water.
Jordis:
I can control poop.*
And that my friends sums up why I love being a totally desperate mom. You just can't make this stuff up. Well you can but it wouldn't be nearly as funny.
*Note: This may have been a dig on Lydia who clearly cannot control her poop. Or maybe she can . . . you be the judge.
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