Tuesday, September 06, 2011

A Vote for Me is a Vote for Who?

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I've been nominated (and it wasn't by me or a relative!) for Funniest Mom Blog on Parents.com.
What does that mean? What will I win? What's in it for you?
I have no idea, but please vote for me.

I am pretty sure it is all just a ploy to drive more traffic to Parents.com website in hopes that you will click on one of their ads because you really do need those cabinets from Home Depot or maybe, just maybe . . . you will click on the article about why you pee your pants when you jump on a trampoline.


But nevertheless, a vote for me is a vote for Totally Desperate Moms across the land who need humor and encouragement from a mom who isn't afraid to post the worst pictures of herself and her soon-to-be-in-therapy family, broadcasts to the world about how she pulled the emergency cord in the hospital because of some backyard friends, dominates the world of Pinterest, married a guy who essentially/accidentally called her fatty arms when she was pregnant, and stalked Kirk Cameron's house in her teenage years.

So vote for me please because let's be honest - a vote for me is a vote to drive more traffic to this blog so I can sell more copies of my book Totally Desperate Mom: Keepin' it Real in the Motherhood. Cuz I have a lot of them in my garage that I need to unload and my kids have some jacked up teeth. And that's costly, my friends. Very costly.

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12 comments:

songskatesang said...

Oh, it is so on! You have my vote!

songskatesang said...

Oh, it is so on! You have my vote!

Kim | It's All Reitz said...

Mine too! PS I just ordered your book.., something I've been meaning to do for a year now. Can't wait! Oh, and your arms look RIPPED in that last photo.

Kimberly said...

Just voted for you and posted the link on my FB page!! Love your blog!!

Kim said...

you KNOW I voted :)

TDM Wendy said...

Oh, and by the way. Only people with the name "Kim" are allowed to vote. Thanks all!

Emily said...

definitely voting for you! oh and I'm glad I'm not the only one that pees while jumping on the trampoline! :)

My name's not Kim, but Emily is sort of close. ok, not really. :)

Alicia@ eco friendly homemaking said...

Oh I agree you have my vote for sure!! You have an awesome blog and some of the most fun posts to read so I think you deserve this award Big Time!!

lolopete said...

Shoot, girl. You have my vote! Even if my name isn't Kim :) Good luck!

Sar said...

Voted, laughed, and checked out the bad family photos yet again (also, just FYI, sometimes www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com has contests about the worst photos with certain themes, and you can win paid vacations...think about it). ;)

TDM Wendy said...

Thanks Kims and others. My husband just voted and told me it was a total pain. They want a bunch of info from you. So thank you! And it seems like the system is wonky and not counting all the votes so I may not win that pink cadillac afterall. But I will fight to the finish.

jennyonthespot said...

Voted. OF COURSE!!! Go YOU!!!