I've been nominated (and it wasn't by me or a relative!) for Funniest Mom Blog on Parents.com.
What does that mean? What will I win? What's in it for you?
I have no idea, but please vote for me.
I am pretty sure it is all just a ploy to drive more traffic to Parents.com website in hopes that you will click on one of their ads because you really do need those cabinets from Home Depot or maybe, just maybe . . . you will click on the article about why you pee your pants when you jump on a trampoline.
But nevertheless, a vote for me is a vote for Totally Desperate Moms across the land who need humor and encouragement from a mom who isn't afraid to post the worst pictures of herself and her soon-to-be-in-therapy family, broadcasts to the world about how she pulled the emergency cord in the hospital because of some backyard friends, dominates the world of Pinterest, married a guy who essentially/accidentally called her fatty arms when she was pregnant, and stalked Kirk Cameron's house in her teenage years.
So vote for me please because let's be honest - a vote for me is a vote to drive more traffic to this blog so I can sell more copies of my book Totally Desperate Mom: Keepin' it Real in the Motherhood. Cuz I have a lot of them in my garage that I need to unload and my kids have some jacked up teeth. And that's costly, my friends. Very costly.
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