I went on the kindergarten field trip last week. I was a driver and wished the cameras were rollin' because kindergarteners rule. I learned a lot. For example:
On the way there . . .
"Do you have any Michael Jackson music? I do. But he died. And so did Whitney Houston. She's dead."
"I hate Justin Bieber. He sounds like a girl. Turn it off!"
Then my Lydia pipes in: "I like Justin Bieber. I want to marry him."
"Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. They were on a date but they broke up."
On the way home . . .
Me: Does your mommy work?
Girl: No. She goes to the gym.
"I believe in two Gods. The Canada God because I used to live there. And our God."
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