I went on the kindergarten field trip last week. I was a driver and wished the cameras were rollin' because kindergarteners rule. I learned a lot. For example:
On the way there . . .
"Do you have any Michael Jackson music? I do. But he died. And so did Whitney Houston. She's dead."
"I hate Justin Bieber. He sounds like a girl. Turn it off!"
Then my Lydia pipes in: "I like Justin Bieber. I want to marry him."
"Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. They were on a date but they broke up."
On the way home . . .
Me: Does your mommy work?
Girl: No. She goes to the gym.
"I believe in two Gods. The Canada God because I used to live there. And our God."
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6 comments:
How adorable. I love the tiara. I can't wait for kindergarten field trips.
Love this. Kindergarten teachers have the hardest and best jobs in the world.
I used to believe in the Canada God too.
priceless conversations!!!
very funny!!
I used to believe in the Canada God too.
priceless conversations!!!
very funny!!
I cannot wait until my little man gets to go on field trips like that! Love the things kinders say! They are almost as hilarious as you are {almost}!
~ Ferly
Gifts We Use {to grow, love and serve}
I love the stuff that comes out of the mouths of babes. I write down all the funny stuff and put it in their baby book.
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