This is a rerun from a few years ago . . .
When Lydia and I were getting ready for her birthday party she slipped away and went in my closet. Then she poked her head out and said, "Mom, thanks for letting me fart in your closet. Because I just did."
I managed to keep a straight face and said, "Lydia, that's not very princess like of you."
She responded vehemently, "Mom! Don't tell Ariel!"
Welcome friends, family, randoms, lurkers, blog addicts, fellow desperate moms, and Bono. This blog consists of mostly funny stuff that will make you feel better about yourself. Lots of mom comedy, non-Kodak moments, and un-fashion tips. On Wednesdays I write about my life as a former childhood actress complete with posts about how the entertainment business works, actors I met (or stalked), people and animals I worked with, my Hollywood friends, and photos of former teen heartthrobs. And if that’s not enough to draw you in to follow me . . . I have done some amazing giveaways. A rubber chicken, millions of doll hairs, and unlimited supplies of air. Come join the party.
