Shiloh's conversation with Elijah (7-year-old) last night . . .
Shiloh: It really bothers me when u don't obey me and instead argue with me.
Elijah: It really bothers me that I have to take a shower 3 days in a row.
And in the car tonight I had a 10-minute conversation with Elijah about how much he farts in class. Almost every day. And it's loud. And the kids laugh and the teacher tells them not to laugh. Because it is natural and everyone does it. And how (according to Elijah) it earns him 1000 popularity points. And the conversation wrapped up with Elijah saying something along the lines of, "I just have some special abilities when it comes to farting."
Boys.
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