Shiloh's conversation with Elijah (7-year-old) last night . . .
Shiloh: It really bothers me when u don't obey me and instead argue with me.
Elijah: It really bothers me that I have to take a shower 3 days in a row.
And in the car tonight I had a 10-minute conversation with Elijah about how much he farts in class. Almost every day. And it's loud. And the kids laugh and the teacher tells them not to laugh. Because it is natural and everyone does it. And how (according to Elijah) it earns him 1000 popularity points. And the conversation wrapped up with Elijah saying something along the lines of, "I just have some special abilities when it comes to farting."
Boys.
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6 comments:
bwhahahaha, that really is funny! Gotta love raising boys! :)
At least he's good and knows it, lol.
Love it!! Sounds like my boys! (my son and husband!)
At least it's not at the dinner table! We're still working on that one.
Wendy, your posts never disappoint. I love your kids. :)
Just wait until he meets a girl with that same special ability :)
Ha. Yes, boys are special people! My oldest hates showers soooo much... you'd think he was being tortured or something.
My boys used to burp really loud in public. That was special... only I couldn't blame them too much, cause I think they got it from me. :)
My son has special skills when it comes to wiping his boogers on the couch or whatever fabric is nearby like his sister's coat.
boys.
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