That's back when people said "Huh? A blog? What's that?"
Here is my first post.
And this will be my last post.
Just kidding.
This is what my family looked like five years ago. It was missing somebody.
This is what we look like now.
I'm gonna give away a few prizes even though you really should be giving me one. Blogiversaries, which I think should really be called Blog Birthdays (cuz I never married my blog) are messed up like that. But you can vote for me for Funniest Mom Blog as your gift. But only if you think it's true.
There will be two winners for my giveaway.
One Winner will get a $50 gift card to Amazon and a copy of my book Totally Desperate Mom. Paperback or ebook.
Another winner will get this adorable purse/tote by Jenn at Make Mine Blue and a copy of Totally Desperate Mom. I absolutely love her stuff! I have one of her purses and it's my friend. And honestly, I am not even a baggy, pursy, accessory kind-of-girl. But I am tempted to make up a fake name so I can leave a comment and win this bag myself. So if you see someone who goes by the name Jack Bauer . . . you'll know I gave in to the temptation and this whole thing is rigged.
How to enter (3 possible entries):
1. Leave a comment telling me something about yourself and how long you have been reading my blog. Or just admit it if you are a contest junky and are simply here for the loot.
2. Follow this blog via Google Friend Connect and leave a comment saying that you did or you already do. You can unfollow me after the winner is chosen if you feel like you did it out of obligation and not because you really wanted to. Because that's not healthy for anyone . . . except maybe Google.
3. Become a liker of Totally Desperate Mom on Facebook. Then leave a comment saying you did. You can dislike me if you feel the relationship isn't working out.
Entries must be in by Saturday, October 1st by 10pm PST. I will announce the winners on Sunday, October 2nd.
U.S. and Canada peeps only. Not because of lack of love, but because of shipping.
Now go go hug someone you love and have a great day.
Welcome friends, family, randoms, lurkers, blog addicts, fellow desperate moms, and Bono. This blog consists of mostly funny stuff that will make you feel better about yourself. Lots of mom comedy, non-Kodak moments, and un-fashion tips. On Wednesdays I write about my life as a former childhood actress complete with posts about how the entertainment business works, actors I met (or stalked), people and animals I worked with, my Hollywood friends, and photos of former teen heartthrobs. And if that’s not enough to draw you in to follow me . . . I have done some amazing giveaways. A rubber chicken, millions of doll hairs, and unlimited supplies of air. Come join the party.
